Phineas Maintenance Day

Yep. Yesterday was, as the title suggests, Phineas Maintenance Day. Which is pretty much the day when I get my nails trimmed and my house gets cleaned and I get a bath. I don't mind my house being cleaned, and having my nails trimmed is bearable, but it's the bath part that I just cannot stand! I hate baths. Yuck. =( And I mean, you'd think that Kieran would stop giving me baths by now, since after each bath, she's always covered in water and soap! But alas, the baths keep on coming.

This time, Jessyca was helping Kieran do all of the "maintenance", so the two of them cleaned out my cage and then gave me a bath. While no pictures were taken of me before/after/during the bath(Thank goodness!), Kieran did take some pictures of me hiding in the bag of bedding while she was cleaning my house.

Observe!

(And if you really want to see some bath pictures, I posted some a while ago here.)

Now I shall go take a nap in my Phigloo.

Bye!

Adventures In The Pet Store!

*Note: I meant to post this a phew weeks ago, but I had trouble uploading the pictures, and we all know this post wouldn't be the same without pictures.

Hello world!

So the other day, Katie, Kelsey, Merlin and myself went to the pet store! I've only been there two times before, I think. But I love going-Kieran usually buys me something!-. Kieran took some pictures so that I could share my adventure with you!

Here's me in the car on our way to the store- I have NO idea why I am blue in this picture. But it looks pretty cool, no?

Merlin went with us too!

PET STORE HERE WE COME!

Posing for the camera on my travel-house!

Yogurt Drops? YUCK!

We had a hard time getting Merlin to come out of the dog-phood aisle, as you can see!

*Chorus of Hallelujah's* TIMOTHY HAYYYY!


Look at all the toys and treats!

I snuck a bag of Timothy Hay into the cart while Kieran wasn't looking. Heheheheheh....

Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:
"Ribbon In The Sky" -Stevie Wonder

Guinea Pig playset

Here are some pictures of the "Piggie Playset" that Kieran made out of polymer clay. She even made a Mini-Phinny and a "Piggie PDA" because she's obsessed with that new Guinea Pig movie, G-Force!

Hand me the comic section!

Uh, if you can phind it, that is.

Wondering what this is? Simple! Kieran and Michelle philled my house with crumpled up newspaper for me to play in!

And I LOVE it!

Most of the pictures looked like this because I was running around and moving so much!

"Ooh, I didn't know newspapers came with CARROTS!"

"Hmm, stocks are up."

After I was done playing in the newspapers, I curled up and slept in them! This isn't a picture of me sleeping, but Kieran said she didn't want to wake me so she didn't take a picture.

Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:

"Drive" - Incubus

Happy Fourth of July!

*Click for full-size image

Camping?

Ugh, I really must start posting blog posts more often.


Anyway, I have a short little post phor you today. =D




Almost everyone was up pretty early this morning, especially Kelsey, who had already been up phor a while when I woke up, and I tend to wake up pretty early myself. So they were all apparently getting Katie and Kelsey ready to go on a camping trip. Camping? As in nature? Phor a minute I wanted to go with them- Until they said that alot of dogs were going to be there. Don't get me wrong, I have no problems with dogs, it's just that I don't know any of the dogs that would be going on the camping trip and I'm not sure if any of those dogs would think that a small phurry creature like me would be a phun chasing toy and/or snack.... So I stayed home with the rest of the humans. But that's okay because I know that Katie and Kelsey are going to have a great time and that's good!

Oh, speaking of dogs, Kieran has the job of taking care of Katie's three dogs and two rats while she is gone, but Kieran told me not to worry, and that she'd still have plenty of time phor me!

Speaking of dogs again,

here are some phun pictures of Merlin's tail, which Katie had dyed red and blue for the phourth of July! Don't worry, it's not permanent! I think that she just wanted to try it out since she wouldn't be here over the phourth, so Merlin got to run around with a very colorful tail! Let your phlag WAG!



(When this picture was taken the colors were starting to phade so it's kind of hard to see, but I hope you can get the idea!)

Phineas' Song Pick of The Day:
"Fingerprints" - Katy Perry

Phineas' List of Things To Do Over The Summer

Eeek! Summer! Here already?
Well, it's been here for a little while, I guess.

Anywho!
I've created a list of things I would like to accomplish while summer is here. Like a New Year's Resolution! Except phor the summer...Heehee!

• Explore the places I haven't been in the backyard
  
• Redecorate my house- I'm thinking Phigloo goes upsidedown.
  
• Build a wall between my house and The Bird's. I may need a little help with this one...
  
• Or I could try to be phriends with them....Although this plan has phailed many times.
  
• Get a tan. I'm so pale it's almost like I'm pure white. (*insert rimshot here*)
  
• Blog more!
  
• Eat more veggies!
  
• Get some exercise.
  I'm getting chubby from all of that Timothy Hay..LOL..*pats stomach*
  
• Get Sean to hooolldddd meeeeee phinalllyyyy!
  

So there you have it! I'm sure I'll think of some more things to put onto the list, but phor now, I'll work on getting the ones I have already finished!

Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:

"Love Story" - Taylor Swift

Charles!

Well.

Apparently Colleen phound a stray parakeet sitting outside the other day. She was sitting on The Birds' cage while they were outside. The humans, being the animal-people that they are, couldn't resist. So they kept her. At phirst, I was very distraught over the idea of having another bird in the house, but so phar she seems okay. She's much more quiet than The Birds, plus she doesn't stare at me to creep me out like The Birds do. My human phamily argued a bit about what to name her, but eventually they settled on "Charles."
I kind of like that name. It's very interesting, considering that the new bird is a girl, but Katie and Kieran were ecstatic over that name.
Today while Jenna was visiting, Kelsey decided to let The Birds and Charles phly around the house for a bit. Phrom my previous experiences with The Birds phyling around, I was nervous. There have been many, many times when one of them have phlown right into my house! But they didn't this time, which was nice.

That's all I have to say phor now. :)



Phineas's Song Pick Of The Day:
"My Life Would Suck Without You" - Kelly Clarkson

The Easter Rabbi- er. . .Pig!

Kieran phinally decided to take me to the park on Friday for her homeschool group's Easter party. She said that I would be the "Easter Pig." Sadly, I didn't get to hide any eggs like Kieran did, but I still had a good time! Bephore we left, I had to have bath....ew....

Alot of the kids at the park wanted to pet me and pheed me carrots! I have no problem with that! There was one little boy who didn't want to leave me! He was adorable. I'm glad that none of Kieran's phriends phreaked out and said "Eeek, a rodent!" when they saw me. That would have been embarrassing. But it seems like all the people there are pretty down with the idea of having a rodent. Not that I am one, of course. But that's what people think when they see me. Everyone was snuggling with me, and at one point I almost phell asleep in someone's arms. Of course, that made Kieran just totally have a girly-squeal moment. She got asked alot if I actually WAS a rabbit. Heehee. Silly people. After the party, Kieran and Michelle packed up their stuff and we went to pick up Katie phrom work. Katie waited in the car with me while Kieran and Michelle went to buy some groceries. I phell asleep in my little Piggie-Carier.

Even though I had phun, it's good to be back home in my Phigloo.


Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:
"Someday" - Nickelback

Brows!

Here is a picture of my "eyebrows".

It was taken with a camera phone so it's not very good, but hopefully you can get the idea.

I don't need eyebrows....

So, Katie apparently thinks I need eyebrows. So a phew days ago she decided to draw some on my phace with a makeup crayon. She made them look all huge and bushy. Well, maybe she did have a good reason....Earlier that day Kieran and Colleen had drawn some SMALL eyebrows on Jonas(Katie's dog.) and they weren't even noticeable! Pshh...Katie's payback was so uncalled phor! Or at least, in my book is was. Kieran had to wash the eyebrows off of my phace with a wet washcloth. Some of you may know that I hate water, and so that wasn't a very nice experience phor me. And they didn't even come off all the way! So phor the next phew days I had little gray marks over my eyes. I don't need eyebrows. Grrr....

Anyway,

Michelle and Kieran go to the park every Phriday to meet up with their homeschool group, and I've been trying to convince Kieran to let me go with them sometime. I've only gone with them once. I'd really like to go again. Even though all of the little kids can't stop saying, "Awww, what's his name?" and "Is he a Rat or something?" Sigh. No, I am not a Rat. But oh well, I can handle that. I like going to the park. And I need to go before it gets really hot out.

'Tis all for now.



Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:
"The Man Who Can't Be Moved" - The Script

The 100-Pound Guinea Pig!

Okay....not really 100.
Kieran weighed me today, and I'm just about 3 lbs. Which is pretty hefty for a Guinea Pig. Apparently the scale said 5 lbs at phirst, and Kieran shouted out "PHIVE POUNDS! OMGNOWAY!" To which Sean replied from the kitchen, "He does not weigh as much as A bag of potatoes!.....Does He...?" So then Kieran weighed me a phew more times and each time it said 3 lbs. I really need to exercise some more. Before long I won't be able to get out of my Phigloo!

After I was put back into my house, I listened to my human phamily talk as they ate dinner(Homemade pizza. I want some!), and I'm pretty sure Kieran was drawing moustaches on everyones phingers with a marker at one point. And after they were done with dinner, Katie sat on the phloor by my house and started training one of her dogs to blow bubbles in A bowl of water, I think. He must've done it, because after A while everyone was laughing and cheering. I wish I could blow bubbles. Hmmm....

And I'm pretty sure The Birds are mad at each other. But it's like two against one. It's kind of sad. I think I'll talk to them and try to cheer them up. They'll probably mock me for it, but hey, it's worth A try, right?

All in all, today was a nice day. :)

P.S
(Happy (very)belated Mardi Gras!)


Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:
"Escape To The Stars" - Cinema Bizarre

Birds!(In no relation to my last post entitled "Tweet")

Sometimes I get the pheeling that I'm being watched. And not like being "watched" or "phollowed" on Twitter or my blog or something. But like the bad, creepy, and slightly spine-tingling creepy. Who does this watching? The Birds. I'm sure of it. Take today, for example.
I was up nice and early this morning, just minding my own business, and then I turned around and saw that The Birds were watching me through the bars of their cage. Or as they like to call it, their "Pirate Ship". I watched them back phor a moment, but my Phiggle eyes can only handle so much of.....them. So I just went back to what I was doing(eating) and tried to phorget about them. "So that's the end of that!" I bet is what you are thinking.

WRONG!

Later in the afternoon, while I was enjoying the day and popcorning around my house, I stopped short when I saw that they were staring at me again. And this time it was more like a glaring-stare...or a death glare-stare. Oh, yeah. Phigure that logic out. The Birds are trying to phigure out a way to stick a bomb in my Phigloo without me noticing. Or at least that's what I think they are trying to do. Why else would they be staring so much? Or maybe they think that by staring at me nonstop that they'll be able to gain control over my little Phiggie mind. Kieran and Katie think that it's hilarious. Regular comedians, those Birds are. Well, if they were shrunk down to my size and had The Birds staring at them 24/7, they probably wouldn't think it to be so funny.



Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:
"Creep" - Radiohead

Tweet!

Hello!
You can now phollow me on Twitter!
It's exciting, I know!

Twitter.com/PhineasPhig

Happy Valentines Day!

The title says it all! Happy Valentines Day, dear phollowers!

Happy Birthday/Anniversary!

Yippeeee!
Whoohoo!

Go Phiggle!

Woot!


You may be asking yourself, "Why all the joyphul comments, Phineas?"

I'll tell you why! Because today is my Birthday! Or, rather, kind of my anniversary, I think.



February 10th, 2008, Kieran adopted me! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I arrived at this house! It's been a really phun year, I can tell you that! I've met new people, done new things(*plug* "Phinding Phiggle" the documentary- Coming soon! *end plug*), and of course, ate lots of new veggies! Yum! I love living with my human phamily, they are awesome, and I couldn't ask phor more. I think that Kieran wants to throw me a party. I think that'd be phun. :) I love parties, as you all know. But I don't get the chance to participate in them that often. I think that my blog, which I started in August of 2008, has been one of the best things that has happened to me in my year of being with my human phamily. I love to post and hear what all of you, my lovely phollowers have to say!

Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if Kieran hadn't adopted me, and how I'd probably still be sitting in that pet store tank/cage thing. But then I quickly pull myself away phrom that thought and pay attention to how wonderphul that my life turned out to be. I've learned alot from my human phamily, and I love them all so much! Even though they are kind of loud sometimes! I wouldn't be the Pig that I am today if not for them.


Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:
"Beautiful Day" - U2

My future in Hollywood?

For the last few days, Jessyca and Kieran have been doing alot of philming lately. And the thing they have been philming? Me! I believe they are making a documentary about me. It's been a very phun(and tiring!) process for me so phar. I'll admit that I love to act, but since this is a documentary I don't really have to act. I just have to act like...myself. :) At the end of each philming day, after Kieran calls it "a wrap", I get lots and lots of veggies in my make-do trailer(A cardboard box inside my house, it's quite lovely, actually).

I have a feeling that this documentary will be a big hit! It's really nice having Kieran as my director, and Jessyca is sort of like the host of the documentary. We still have several days of philming left to go. And then there's the whole editing process, which takes some time. But I think the end result will be worth it! I've never had my own movie/documentary before, so it's really exciting! I don't think that Jessyca and Kieran have a name for it yet, but knowing them, it'll probably be something kind of silly :P

Johnny Depp, move over!




Phineas's Song Pick Of The Day:
"Chasing Cars" - Snow Patrol

Bad To The Bone!

Okay, so, I know I've been really horrible to you, dear phollowers, because I haven't been posting as much as I used to! This ends here, I assure you. So, to make up for lost time, Kieran and I have put together this little video. ;P
I hope you like it!

I'm baaaaaack!

Ah, dear phollowers.

It's quite obvious that I haven't posted in a little while. Well, actually....a long while. *Heheh..*

But I do have a legitimit reason.

My human phamily has been having some troubles with their computer, so I haven't been able to log on.

I know, it was torture for me, too.



So let's see....
Phirst of all;

I hope you all had a great holiday season and a happy new year!



Now, let's get down to buisness!

Update time!



I've been doing really well since I last posted.
I got my nails trimmed, ate lots of vegetables, and ran around outside alot. I also had several baths, but hey, lets not talk about the negative, shall we? My human phamily is doing good, also. As well as the other animals in the house. Yes, even The Birds. Kieran has been taking lots of pictures of me lately, so I will try and get some of those up ASAP. Jessyca has been visiting alot as of late, and I think that I like her a little bit more now. But she's still-and always will be- my mortal enemy.

Here is some exciting news-
My birthday* is coming up soon! Phebuary 10th, to be exact. I've never had a birthday before, so I am really excited! Almost every day now, Kieran walks by my house and says, "Phinny! Your birthday is on the way! And we're gonna paaartaaay!".
I think she might be even more excited than me....(haha)

*It is important that you know that I use the term 'birthday' here loosely, as it's not technically my birthday, but more like the anniversary of the day that Kieran adopted me.



As 2008 ends and 2009 begins, I would like to take the time to remember someone.
Emo was Kieran's first Guinea Pig, and he passed away back in 2007. I never met Emo, but from what the humans say about him, I can tell he was a wonderphul Guinea Pig, and that he is still dearly missed to this day. Rest in peace phorever, fellow Guinea.



Happy New Year, everyone.



Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:
"Runaway" - Avril Lavigne