The 100-Pound Guinea Pig!

Okay....not really 100.
Kieran weighed me today, and I'm just about 3 lbs. Which is pretty hefty for a Guinea Pig. Apparently the scale said 5 lbs at phirst, and Kieran shouted out "PHIVE POUNDS! OMGNOWAY!" To which Sean replied from the kitchen, "He does not weigh as much as A bag of potatoes!.....Does He...?" So then Kieran weighed me a phew more times and each time it said 3 lbs. I really need to exercise some more. Before long I won't be able to get out of my Phigloo!

After I was put back into my house, I listened to my human phamily talk as they ate dinner(Homemade pizza. I want some!), and I'm pretty sure Kieran was drawing moustaches on everyones phingers with a marker at one point. And after they were done with dinner, Katie sat on the phloor by my house and started training one of her dogs to blow bubbles in A bowl of water, I think. He must've done it, because after A while everyone was laughing and cheering. I wish I could blow bubbles. Hmmm....

And I'm pretty sure The Birds are mad at each other. But it's like two against one. It's kind of sad. I think I'll talk to them and try to cheer them up. They'll probably mock me for it, but hey, it's worth A try, right?

All in all, today was a nice day. :)

P.S
(Happy (very)belated Mardi Gras!)


Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day:
"Escape To The Stars" - Cinema Bizarre