What is the point of nicknames?

Oh my.

It's been a while since my last post, hasn't it? Yes, terribly sorry about my absence over the last week.

Anyway- I shall continue this post as any other.

What is the point of nicknames? The humans like to call me "Phigoo" and "Phigley" along with many other belittling nicknames. I know that they get enjoyment out of those little nicknames, but why must they constantly call me by them? I mean, I rarely ever hear them calling me "Phineas" anymore. Gosh. They might as well just change my name. No-wait. They read this blog. That might give them an idea. Nevermind.
I wonder if they have any embarrassing nicknames? Hmm, I shall have to look into this. I bet The Birds know some nicknames for them. Yes, that's a good idea. When I return to my house I shall have a little chat with them. Although- The Birds themselves to have some nicknames for me- "Stuuuuupid Pig." and "Freak"
Those are worse than the humans nicknames for me! Sheeeeze.

Ugg, my little phiggy head hurts from thinking about all these nicknames.


Yesterday, when Kelsey walked past my cage, I stared at her reeeealllllyyyy intently through the wall of my phigloo. She phreaked out. Kieran did too. It must have been my little red eyes, penetrating into their souls. MUAH hahahhaa....I wish. But they did phreak out a bit.

I can hear Kieran walking down the stairs. "Phineas! Phineas Phiggle!" she is calling. I can tell it's her more than ever today- she's sick. And you can hear it in her voice.
I must go cuddle with her now and make her feel better.

Away I go!


*Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day;
"Dark Blue" - Jack's Mannequin

Lost. Carrots. Piggie Diapers. *Sigh*

Not a lot happened today, Kieran and a few of the other humans were out of the house for the afternoon, I don't know where they went.
Does nobody tell me anything anymore? *Sigh*

But anyway-
Earlier this evening, Kieran took my out of my cage and did the unthinkable-
She wrapped me up in what she calls a "Piggie Diaper"! I hate those blasted things! If only she knew that. Then she took me upstairs into Michelle's room and made me watch "Lost" with them. I don't really like that show. Too dramatic, if you ask me. I'm a simple phiggie, and I don't need all of that "Oh, how could you!" and "I can't believe I actually trusted you!"
But I did get some corn and carrots while I watched it, so it wasn't all that bad.

I had a conversation with The Birds when I got back to my house. Even though I can't stand The Birds, they are almost, slightly, kind of interesting to talk to. They like to call me "Pig". I told them that I do have a name, -See banner above- but they just laughed at me and started talking like pirates. I wonder why they call me Pig? I don't even think they have names. Or...maybe they do....but I only ever hear the humans call them "The Birds"......so....that's what they are named...I suppose.

Oh! Kieran let me run around outback tonight. There were SO MANY STARS! It was very nice. The grass was wet, but the fresh air was wonderful.


'Tis all............................for now......


Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day;
"Gravedigger" - Dave Matthews

It's late. (Early?)

It is either very late, or very early.


Either way- It is the time that little piggies such as myself should be sleeping peacefully whilst dreaming about vegetables. And yet, here I am! Awake in the wee hours of the morning to write to you!
The humans finally went upstairs to bed, and now I have the chance to blog without interruptions. The only reason I am blogging so late is because Kieran stayed up until 2:00 AM, Instant Messaging one of her friends. Can you believe that?

Anyway-
Today(Yesterday? The time confuses me.) was a pretty nice day. Some of Kieran's cousins -Including Jessyca- came over this afternoon and they went outback. I think that they were digging holes for a tree? I'm not sure, but I can only see so far out of the window before my wall gets in the way.
Then later this evening some of my human family went to a phestival, -or something like that- and I wanted to go with them, and that I could easily just fit in one of their pockets or bags. But Kieran said no. Spoil my fun, sure. A few hours after they got home, one of them set up a little play tent in the area at the bottom of the stairs. Kelsey and one of her friends played in it for a while. And then Kieran kept crawling in and out of it with the dogs. She was shouting things like "No, Conrad! Don't go out there!" and "The enemy is too strong for us, retreat!" hmm. She is very strange.

AND THEN! If that wasn't even enough, a while later, Michelle thought it would be funny to put a ponytail-holder around my neck like some silly circus animal! I fought back by running around my cage like a phsyco-phig until Kieran finally took it off. Thank goodness that she was on my side. :)

That's all for now. I should go to sleep.

Night-night!


Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day
"Hey There Delilah" -Plain White T's

Jessyca and dancing pants.

Well......

Jessyca came over once again today. She made me sit on her lap while she and Kieran began the baby talk one again. *Sigh*
That gets on my nerves, I'll tell you that. And then, out of the blue- Jessyca suddenly has a pair of neon pink paper pants, no bigger than myself! She started making weird sounds - I think she was trying to mimic music?- and made the "pants" dance around my face and on my back! I tried to tolerate it for as long as I could, but I snapped and ripped the pants out of her hands and tossed them off of the couch! Ah ha! Victory! Then she - Jessyca - refused to let me sit on her shoulder! Can you believe her? But after a while I finally got to go back to my cosy Phigloo.


Kieran cleaned my cage yesterday and now it smells like oranges.....no!...peaches. No.... Coconut? Passion fruit? Whatever, one of those.


Oh my goodness! I must tell you something before I forget!
The other day, Kieran gave me some of the sweetest corn that I have ever had! It was like candy! Ohhh.......it was yummy. Corn is one of my favourite vegetables ever. Next to carrots.


I have been informed by The Birds (The parakeets that live with us) that Sean has flown away in a plane again. That must be why everyone was up so early this morning! They were up before the sun was even thinking about rising!


Oh, and sorry about forgetting to post yesterday. I didn't get a chance to get on the computer because my human family was on it alot.


(NEW FEATURE!)
Phineas' Song Pick Of The Day;
"Thriller" By Michael Jackson

Texas. Stars. Baby talk. Busy piggie!

Today was interesting......several of my human family members got up and came downstairs very early. They all seemed very busy during the morning, so none of them really paid attention to me or said Good Morning. A while after they came downstairs, they left the house. I heard the garage door opening, which means that they drove somewhere in the car. They all came back, but Sean did not. I overheard Michelle talking about it today, apparently he went somewhere called "Texas" on an "Airplane" to do "Work". (Hahahaha....that was Phunny.)


I am not entirely sure when he will be back. Hopefully soon, though. Kieran took me out a few hours ago and tried to talk to me. Although the way that the humans talk to me is rather belittling. Example:
"Oh, Phineas Phiggy! Who's the cutest wittle piggie in the whole world? You are!"

Do you see how annoying that could get? Do they think I have the mind of an infant? I mean, c'mon.....I'm a Guinea Pig......with a blog.......Shouldn't that say something?

Aside from that- I also got to go outback tonight for some fresh air. The weather was lovely. And the stars were especially bright. Whenever I get to go outside in the evening, there are usually clouds blocking my view. But seeing the stars again was nice. :) Kieran made me go into her room and watch as she decorated her walls with picture of some German boy(With HUGE hair, like a freakin' lion's mane!) from some German band....Tokio something or other. It took her a long time. And she only covered a little bit of her wall! I haven't seen Kelsey all evening, I think she is spending the night at one of her little friend's houses. I've had a pretty full day! I shall now go sit in my house and squeak adorably at Kieran until she gives me a carrot.

A party isn't a party without me.

Today Kieran and her family went to a family party/BBQ at one of their relatives homes. And guess what?.............They didn't take me! Can you believe it?! And everyone knows that I am ALWAYS the life of the party! So their party must have been booooring! Although when they got home, they all seemed happy. But they were probably faking being happy, to make me think that they had a wonderful time. Right now Kieran is sitting at the table working on a paper, and I don't think that she has noticed that I am sitting at the computer typing on my blog. Oh drat! Someone is walking down the stairs! I must be phast and phurious and get out of here before someone catches me!


PRO; I got some green beans! Woot!


CON; I was not invited to this so called "Family party"

Socks. Merlin. Strange.

Merlin loves socks. Plain and simple. I have never met a dog who loves socks as much as he does. Well, then again, I've never really met any other dogs besides Merlin....except Jonas and Friday. But they don't like socks. When Kieran took me out today I saw that there were several socks laying on the floor that had obviously been dog-chewed. I've even seen Merlin carrying around socks and chewing on them before. He is rather strange, that dog. Today I poked my head over my wall and I saw him doing something else that was especially odd. Katie was kneeling on the ground, and Merlin kept running and leaping over her. Sometimes he would land on her back. I think I heard Kieran say something about it. It had something to do with frisbees. Merlin is a very strange dog. Right now he is watching as I type this post and he is twisting his head from side to side. Do all dogs do this strange thing. Hmmm.....I shall ponder this thought....

Lily's blog.

I must type this quickly while Kieran is upstairs-

Kieran's friend/cousin, Jessyca, has a parakeet named Lily who recently decided to start a blog much like my own. This makes me happy, because I think that all animals and pets should get a chance to speak out.

Read Lily's blog here;

http://unspokenwordsoflily.blogspot.com/

I am an art model. Yay!

Today Kieran decided to draw some pictures of me. So I got to sit on a little models platform(AKA; a plastic box.) and model as she drew. I haven't seen the pictures yet, but hopefully sometime soon I can post one of them on my (Phabulous) blog. In other news; Sean likes my blog. Which makes me happy. I'm smiling as I type this. I know you can't see me smiling, but just pretend. Imagine.


PRO; Hello?! Were you not listening! I got to be a model!

CON; I still haven't seen the pictures.

Zzzzzzz......

Today was a sleepy day for me. Kieran took me out this morning. But other than that, not much happened. The dogs barked alot, though....which was annoying.....and noisy.......



PRO: The weather today was nice.

CON: None

Jessyca. Board Games. Save me.

Today was a....um......"interesting" day. It started off totally normal, but as the day progressed, things just got WEIRD. When Kieran came downstairs first thing in the morning, she paid more attention to the dogs than she did me! That is just WRONG. Wrong, I tell you! Wrong! Then she FINALLY came over to my "house" and only said Hello to me before walking away! A few hours later, Kieran's friend, Jessyca, (AKA; My arch nemesis) came over and the two of them made me play BOARD GAMES with them! And all I got today was a carrot! From KATIE! I like Katie more than Kieran sometimes because Katie doesn't talk so much..


PRO; Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Null.

CON; EVERYTHING.

Sunday. VMA time. Eeek!

Today Kieran kept obsessing over something called "The VMAs" which is supposedly on the T.V tonight. She keeps dancing around and singing, "The VMAs are on toooniiiiight!"
It's very annoying. Trust me.

What else I did today.........

1. Ate some veggies. (Favourite part of the day.)
2. Spent some time outside.
3. Sat on a spinny-chair and got dizzy.
4. Looked adorable.

PRO: The Vegetables were fresh. :)

CON: Kieran kept singing that VMA song.